CHRIS's definitions

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

waterworld

1. Michigan, coined by the rap group Binary Star, refers to the Great Lakes surrounding the mitten.

2. A really bad Kevin Costner movie.

One.Be.Lo is the illest rapper in waterworld.

Did you see that movie waterworld? It was balls.

by Chris March 4, 2005

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005

pie

The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!

Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!

by Chris January 18, 2005

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

by Chris February 7, 2005