CHRIS's definitions

plence

A word made up by Christopher Ideker when his friends wouldn't stop copying everything funny he said and make it sound like they made it up.

Hey Lauren lets go plence Jakes new joke

by Chris January 1, 2005

Olsen Twins

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.

"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."

by Chris January 1, 2005

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 1, 2005

metalcore

metalcore tends to have somewhat indecipherable lyrics and awesome, though distorted, instrumentals featuring the guitar. Metalcore tends to be nfluenced by various themes including, at times, the strait edge, anti-drug/sex them.

lamb of god, unearth and other groups are considered metalcore.

by chris January 2, 2005

UGH

An interjection used to delineate discontent towards a preposterous statement.

Bob: "San Andreas is the worst game ever"
Steve: "UGH!"

by Chris January 3, 2005

docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"

by Chris January 3, 2005

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005