Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

by Chris October 28, 2003

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 09, 2004

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.

Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.

by Chris March 07, 2005

bauer

the best dog in the whole world

everyone agrees bauer is the best

by chris May 11, 2003

aslp

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window

48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by Chris February 15, 2005

anthony ho

a guy who likes being called a ho

yesterday i saw a ho at the std clinic

by chris February 18, 2005