When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
by CDSmith1967 February 12, 2013
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game killer

Be it male or be it female, game killer
means someone who tries to keep
*YOU* from gettin' any.

Mother hen is a prime example of one of
many cockblockers and ballbusters.
So is the drama queen, man candy, and
the one upper. And those definitions don't
just apply to the site Gamekillers.com...

...It is for REAL.
I was trying to score a date with a girl,
but my cousin acted like a one upper, and
stole my girl. The Game killer mother-fucker did
not get any, though... he found out the hard way
the girl was a drama queen! Ha!! Serves his
lazy ass right!!!
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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sweater-filling

(adj.) Description of an ample amount of
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.
The way the girl's sweater-filling looked,
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
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Pregnant Fetish

The scientific name of the subject is maeiusophilia;
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:

Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!

Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
by CDSmith1967 December 18, 2005
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Bronx cheer

A sign of contempt, usually when you
stick your tongue between your lips,
and you blow though them, resulting
in a loud, blubbering, and flatulent
noise. Also called a raspberry
(definitions 2 and 3).
My coworker from my old job was
such a loser. I said to my friend
online that he deserves a loud,
rousing good cheer...

... a Bronx cheer.
by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 05, 2005
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oops upside ya head

(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.

Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.

Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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