by Cds September 23, 2004

by Cds February 18, 2003

The act of slamming your hands on the table scaring everyone and scatting everything on the table to random places across the world. I still can't find my FA.
by Cds January 17, 2004

BOOMSTICK
BEEFCAKE
LOVE ACUTALLY
HULK SMASH
money for nothing chicks for free
wt deuce
Yessums
ROFFLES!
BEEFCAKE
LOVE ACUTALLY
HULK SMASH
money for nothing chicks for free
wt deuce
Yessums
ROFFLES!
by Cds January 17, 2004

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.
Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story
Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story
The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:
Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.
I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.
Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.
I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.
by Cds April 18, 2005

by Cds September 23, 2004

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
