CDS 's definitions

roffles

Rolling on the floor laughings

Cole Hutto - "BOOMSTICK AND BEEFCAKE

Jimmy Watson - "Roffles!"

by Cds January 17, 2004

ground

see the ground for complete definition.

Look above to understand what I mean

by Cds September 23, 2004

sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

by Cds October 26, 2005

bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

wtdeuce

"What the deuce?" Instead of what the fuck or something overused by that. It is what the deuce.

Coined by Cole Hutto

What the DEUCE is going on?

by Cds January 17, 2004

noiga

A more friendly, less disparaging term for "nigga".

Let me hit up my noigas before we go out.

by Cds February 18, 2003

christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

by Cds June 15, 2004