CC-8826's definitions

toxic person

Someone who will try to make another feel bad about themselves, to make it seem like the toxic one is the better one.
You find these "people" in Fortnite a lot, but you can find them in a lot of other games and in real life. Little kids, spoiled 14 year olds, men that live in their mother's basement.

Toxic one: wow ur so fuking trash att this game you're opinion sux!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!!!!

Sane player: Uhhhhh... Alright? It's just a game, and you're not the one losing too.

Toxic player: UH, THATS TOXIK ADMIN DIS KID BEENG RUDE HES HURTING MY FELINGS1!!!!!!11!!!

Sane player: Ironic. I have other things to do than this. Goodbye.

Toxic player: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE RAGEQUIT I MAID HIM FUKING LEEV

Other normal player: You know, he's right, it's just a game, you don't have to be toxic?

Toxic player: noOb U DoNt undErstan HoW FUCCING AWESUM I AM AT DIS GAME GET GOOD

Every player: *leaves*

*Behind the screen*

Toxic player revealed as a 9 year old kid: MOM I MADE EVERY SINGL FUKING PERSON IN THE GAIM LEAV THAY WER SO BAD!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!!!

The mother: *Can't even hear what he's saying anymore*

toxic person

by CC-8826 August 19, 2022

ASMR

ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.

1: I like ASMR.

2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?

1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!

by CC-8826 October 2, 2023

Spin

To spin is to turn 360°. It's not flying, but it's a good trick.

Anakin Skywalker: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! (Episode I)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)

by CC-8826 July 19, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023

Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.

1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023