ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 02, 2023
Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Anakin Skywalker: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! (Episode I)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
1:The Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS), also known as the Separatist Alliance, the Separatists, or simply "seppies" (a term used by Clone Troopers of the Grand army of the Republic {GAR}), was a movement lead by former Jedi Master, now Count of Serenno and Sith Lord Darth Tyranus apprenticed under Darth Sidious, publicly known as Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, Dooku. Its main government was the Separatist Parliament/Senate, and its military was the Confederate/Separatist Droid Army, which succeeded the Trade Federation's own computer controlled army. It consisted mainly of B1's, B2 Super's, Tri, Spider, T-Series and ST-Series Tactical droids. It took part in a major galactic conflict called the Clone Wars, engineered by the Sith to destroy the Jedi Order. The CIS eventually lost the war to the Republic, and its Droid Army was shut down after the Galactic Empire was founded.
2: Dumb term made by LGBTQIA+ crazies (to make it clear, I personally have no quarrel with those who simply prefer being attracted to the same sex).
2: Dumb term made by LGBTQIA+ crazies (to make it clear, I personally have no quarrel with those who simply prefer being attracted to the same sex).
1:
OOM-4: For the CIS!
OOM-53: Roger roger!
2: Those crazies need to STFU about cis that and cis this.
OOM-4: For the CIS!
OOM-53: Roger roger!
2: Those crazies need to STFU about cis that and cis this.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.
1: Want some lean?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
by CC-8826 September 25, 2023
A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
by CC-8826 August 14, 2023
Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: You want a puff of my vape?
2: No, I'll pass.
1: So how will you get high?
2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.
Don't do drugs kids.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: You want a puff of my vape?
2: No, I'll pass.
1: So how will you get high?
2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.
Don't do drugs kids.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023