CATFOOODS's definitions
A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Helicopter Splattermug. When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012
Get the Tip Splittermug. The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.
Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."
by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013
Get the Anaconda Kissmug. The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
Get the Shit Bathmug. A bowel movement that has been left in the toilet and covered in glitter to create the illusion of a radiant and glamorous fish.
Sandra: "Aw man, I thought I found jewelry in the toilet again but my brother just left a glitter fish floating around."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Glitter Fishmug. Putrid smelling mud monkeys/bowel movements that slide out like slippery fish after eating nothing but a bounty of seafood for a week. The odor is often so foul that victims mistakenly find the smell delightful and immediately develop mercury poisoning.
Jake: "Dude, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just had the gnarliest tuna drops."
Sam: "I'm hungry."
Sam: "I'm hungry."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Tuna Dropsmug. A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.
Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Calico Smingsmangsmug.