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schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.
Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.
by c August 20, 2003
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Halle Berry

The only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).
Halle Berry is the only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).
by C August 29, 2003
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BDS

Biden Derangement Syndrome

The irrational, unhinged, and maniacal fixation on their president, Joe Biden, that maga and trump supporters often exhibit, either online or in real life.

This form of dementia encompasses many symptoms , most often manifested by the BDS-afflicted boisterously shouting out or posting phrases such as “FJB”, “Let’s go, Brandon”, “maga”, “trump random year”, “I lick toilet seats, hooray!”, etc. Sufferers will also frequently resort to blaming President Biden for anything that goes wrong for them, such as forgetting where they left their dentures, merely being around younger generations, getting stuck in the shower, or their diapers filling up too quickly.

Biden Derangement Syndrome is nearly always a lifelong affliction, but in the rare case a sufferer realizes that their leader is a fellow dementia patient and changes their party affiliation, the condition clears up quickly.
maga supporter 1: FJB THAT DUMMIECRAP IS HIDING MUSHROOMS IN HIS ELBOWS

maga supporter 2: LET’S GO HAMBURGER! BIDEN IS COLLOIDAL WITH THE MARTIANS! TRONP2092! WOO!

Sane people: lol those poor BDS sufferers, we are fortunate to have Joe Biden as our president!
by c November 15, 2023
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BDS

Biden Derangement Syndrome -

A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.

Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!

Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by c November 29, 2023
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BJ

Betsey Johnson, a high fashion clothing label.
by c July 31, 2004
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lama

- alternative to saying "word".
- also is a big animal that occasionally spits
This class sux! "Lama"
by C August 17, 2004
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foreign

Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"
by C August 21, 2004
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