pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 25, 2003

lord

a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him

wow...that kid is really lord tonight...wish i could be like that!

by c April 30, 2004

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

paquete

a colombian way of sayin someone's a wanna-be, false, materialistic, shallow loser. Only used in Bogota

Ese man es un paquete

by C March 05, 2005

warlocked

To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.

by C April 18, 2005