C's definitions

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting

I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.

by C April 23, 2005

caleedity

Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied

by C April 19, 2005

girltalk

Deep conversation between members of the female sex. Contrary to popular believe, it is not always about boys.

We stayed up mad late at our sleepover last night and had girltalk.

by C April 18, 2005

boonton

Boonton is filled with wannabe ghetto kids and guidos. Spiked hair and gel is part of the game. They think they can make fun of ML for being rich, but that obviously only shows their jealousy b/c it's not like ML kids brag about it really and the ones who do are f*ckin gay. A lot of the kids are meatheads and most girls are skanks. Overall just a trashy wannabe town that will never compete with the big timers.

Yo vinnie, pass me the hair gel and fcuk fitted shirt.

Hey shawana, how many d1cks did you score over the weekend?

by C April 18, 2005

warlocked

To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.

by C April 17, 2005

Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

by C April 14, 2005