Vadge

(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.
1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?
by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017
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Ass Rape Position

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.
1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
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flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.
1. Don't flick your bic in public.
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ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.
ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.
by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019
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chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.
1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.
by Buttfuckme May 03, 2018
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Mcfuckit Deluxe

1,. noun - A Mcfuckit Deluxe is a hidden item on the McDonalds menu that you can never actually order. It consists of a serving of chicken Mcnuggets (4 or 9 pack) smothered in fresh cum harvested from a local black dude. They are prepared without the use of gloves or other proper food handling procedures.
1. I'll have one McFuckit Deluxe and a one small cum shake to go.
by Buttfuckme September 22, 2020
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Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.
1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop
by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019
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