Buttfuckme's definitions

chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.

1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.

by Buttfuckme May 3, 2018

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

Paradiddle

1. Verb, From Para- as in Paratrooper, and -diddle, to have sex with, with the connotation of molestation : to use an aircraft of any kind to aid, abett, etc. the sexual moleatation of a minor.

1. Jeffery Epstien had a Paradiddle party with Stephen Hawking and Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Buttfuckme January 10, 2024

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

yo chingé a tu madre

Spanish for "I fucked your mother".

1. Hey dickhead, Yo chingé a tu madre.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Vadge

(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.

1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?

by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017