Buttfuckme's definitions

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Niggaphile

1. (Noun, Pejorative) : A person, of non-black race, whom supports the black race to the material detriment of their own race; A race traitor.

1. Hillary Clinton is a Niggaphile.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Paradiddle

1. Verb, From Para- as in Paratrooper, and -diddle, to have sex with, with the connotation of molestation : to use an aircraft of any kind to aid, abett, etc. the sexual moleatation of a minor.

1. Jeffery Epstien had a Paradiddle party with Stephen Hawking and Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Buttfuckme January 10, 2024

Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.

1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023