Definitions by Buttered Quayle
Rolex
A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Rolex by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019
Snatch
1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.
1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.
Snatch by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019
Going at it
Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*
Going at it by Buttered Quayle October 21, 2018
PMSL
A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."
Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
PMSL by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018
Dyke
1. An incredibly rude and derogatory term for a lesbian.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.
Dyke by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018
butane lighter
A type of lighter used for a large number of purposes, which range from lighting a cigarette or fuse for a firework, or an act of arson.
The lighter itself can have a trigger or button, and can be in a Zippo-like case. The case can have ink printed or stone engraved art.
The process works by generating a spark after releasing the butane fuel. This creates a blowtorch effect.
If you look closely, you'll see that the ring inside the chamber glows red as the flame gets hotter.
The lighter itself can have a trigger or button, and can be in a Zippo-like case. The case can have ink printed or stone engraved art.
The process works by generating a spark after releasing the butane fuel. This creates a blowtorch effect.
If you look closely, you'll see that the ring inside the chamber glows red as the flame gets hotter.
butane lighter by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018