v. To soil one's underpants.
("to shit yer shortz")
past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
("to shit yer shortz")
past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.
"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003
Man, that was the best sex I've ever had...I spoo'd and spoo'd and spoo'd.
Oops! Missed her forehead and a spooberry hit the wall behind the couch.
Oops! Missed her forehead and a spooberry hit the wall behind the couch.
by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003
Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".
Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.
See Hot Toddy
Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.
See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"
JFK: "Yes, Mar..."
Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
JFK: "Yes, Mar..."
Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
A big-city Iraqi pimp.
Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Ho #1: I gotta tell you, I got some kinda jones on for some rock.
Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
by ButtFuzz September 06, 2006
1. A fast redhead.
2. A tempting seductress with red hair.
3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.
2. A tempting seductress with red hair.
3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.
My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006
A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
To have a person deep throat a penis until the gag reflex produces vomitus projectilus.
Derived from a dirty nursury rhyme popular in the 1970's:
"Eat Me Raw,
Balls'n all!
Don't stop there,
Get a little hair!"
Modern use is usually derogatory, see example
Derived from a dirty nursury rhyme popular in the 1970's:
"Eat Me Raw,
Balls'n all!
Don't stop there,
Get a little hair!"
Modern use is usually derogatory, see example
by ButtFuzz May 28, 2004