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Definitions by ButtFuzz

Hot Tottie 

Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
Hot Tottie by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

To be hung like a horse.
To have a long johnson.

Any of various oriental names used to describe asians with large penii.

Also, see Hung Low

Loretta and I were at the late-night porno show and suddenly this well endowed oriental gentleman appeared onscreen.

"His name must be Wun Hung Lo!" shouted my wife.
Hung Lo by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

House of Hung Chow 

Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.

"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"
House of Hung Chow by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

Hot Toddy 

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

Hot Toddy by ButtFuzz August 21, 2006

Scarlet Speedster 

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
Scarlet Speedster by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006

BunBuster 

One who likes to perform anal intercourse.

Plural: BunBusters

Also the name of a short-lived series of Porn Movies by "The Dark Brothers".

White Bunbusters (1985)
Black Bunbusters (1985)
My girl Pam sure likes it up the ass. Just call me 'The Bunbuster'.

Lyricslyrics from the porn movie follow:

"Baby, I was just sittin' here, lookin' at the stars, and thinkin' about that time we tried anal sex...
And it didn't work out...
Well, Baby, I want you to listen good, 'cause ya know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call the White Bun Busters...
And they're gonna bust yer fuckin' buns!!!"
BunBuster by ButtFuzz August 2, 2006
A clean arsehole and surrounding area, free from buckleberries, dingleberries and the like.
Ah, yes! I like to cruise the local dance clubs for for fresh-faced, deberried females.
deberried by ButtFuzz October 25, 2005