A nasty looking or foul-smelling (or both) female, usually from the eastern part of North Carolina.
This adjective was in use long before skank.
This adjective was in use long before skank.
Whilst passing through Greenville, I spied two skunkmollies standing on the corner. One had a mattress on her back and yelled "curb service!" as I drove past.
by ButtFuzz June 17, 2003
by ButtFuzz October 24, 2005
Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.
by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006
Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
I'm so sad I chose Glenn as my college roommate. Turns out he's akin to Dark Vader the Bung Raider.
Ouch, babe!
Ouch, babe!
by ButtFuzz November 08, 2006
A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
To be hung like a horse.
To have a long johnson.
Any of various oriental names used to describe asians with large penii.
Also, see Hung Low
Loretta and I were at the late-night porno show and suddenly this well endowed oriental gentleman appeared onscreen.
"His name must be Wun Hung Lo!" shouted my wife.
"His name must be Wun Hung Lo!" shouted my wife.
by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006