half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"

Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

swahili

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 07, 2006