Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

fairy 

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

fairy by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Italian Hamper 

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

Italian Hamper by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

mooch 

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

mooch by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

prance 

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

prance by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Maggie's Drawers 

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

Maggie's Drawers by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005