138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

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A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.
Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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A person who, acting alone and without gang affiliation, forcibly ejects crips, bloods, pachuco boys, and other predatory criminals and terrorists from public places. He removes one or more greasy slimes at a time, either temporarily or permenantly. He works freelance, and is not a fuzz, a cop, or other deputized hireling.
Bumkicker Slade was, in his younger days, an infamous Oakland street sweeper. The local homies warned each other about him, saying "Ooooo weeee, watch out fo dat white boy. He be crazy!" A cool shotgun was named after him because it was almost as effective.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.
There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.
Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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A cheap, petty hoodlum who woofs and brags a lot about how tough he is. He may may tattoos and a spiked collar to boost his ego. All show, no blow.

A gunsel.
Nothing shuts up a punk faster than a good, solid bust in the chops.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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