138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade
Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
To spit. To expectorate.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.
The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!
The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005