Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bud E Love

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

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1. Extra small and sexy underwear for men that actually has shoulder straps.

Dude, that gay guy is wearing a banana hammock in the gym locker room. Jesus thaat shit is sick.

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Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

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They guy who works in strip joints that have boths where men ejaculate. the doctor is the person who has to clean up the floors.

Perdo works his second job as a jizz doctor, he smells salty.

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Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

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Woman or gay man who wears too much make up. Looks as if you could write your name on ther face.

Jesus, I can only imagine what pancake face looks like in the morning when the layers have worn off...

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Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the dick.

That blond guy is such a dick neck, saw him popping in the locker room.

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