ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

by Bud E Love September 23, 2003

cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

blow hole

1. mouth
2. ass hole

I blew chunks out of my blow hole.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

bun burgler

Male who tricks his date (female or male) into taking in the ass. Typically with use of alcohol or drugs.

Dude, Sean is such a bun burgler. He put it in Sandy's ass when she was drunk.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

Tennessee Waterfall

1. Short hait up front, long hair outbacl
2. see mullet or hockey hair

Jeb had a wonderfull Tennessee Waterfall to show off to the ladies. He also has 7 original teeth left.

by Bud E Love May 19, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003