Bud E Love's definitions

ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

by Bud E Love September 23, 2003

Tennessee Waterfall

1. Short hait up front, long hair outbacl
2. see mullet or hockey hair

Jeb had a wonderfull Tennessee Waterfall to show off to the ladies. He also has 7 original teeth left.

by Bud E Love May 19, 2003

erection

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!

In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

villiage idiot

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

woman on top

The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular motion while resting on your partner’s body. There is more clitoral stimulation this way, and it also has the advantage of the feeling of deep penetration, which some women really like. Another great advantage is that this motion is less stimulating for a man, and he can often last longer this way.

I love it when my woman is on top.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

About face

1. This position requires that the woman sit with her back to him. The male lies on the bed and the female straddles his torso, kneeling on either side of him. From this position she can put her hands on his knees, giving her the leverage to lift off. This position forces the penis into an uncommon angle, which many women find extremely exciting. If she wants to give him additional stimulation during this position she can reach down with one of her hands and massage his balls. Gentle pulling or massaging is often very desirable for men.

I dig it when my lady does an about face with me.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003