Bud E Love's definitions

end

1. to finish
2. final point
3. to kill

3. I will end you if you call me stinky weaselteats one more time.

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

jive talkin'

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

strange crap

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way

Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

raging bull

the raging bull is rather complicated. Get a bunch of
friends (one with a stop watch) and put them in the closet. Then mount
your partner from behind and proceed with sex as one would say
"doggie-style" or "briggs-style". Let your friends out of the closet and
proceed to hold on to your partner as she tries to get you off of her. Any
ride lasting ten seconds should be considered successful.

Hey gay frat pals, let's get that drunk whore Alpha Chi Omega chick into the bedroom for a raging bull. Get your cameras!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Tabasco

1. condiment of the Gods founded in New Iberia, produced on Avery Island; hot pepper sauce in multiple flavors.

I like tabasco on my eggs.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

jizz doctor

They guy who works in strip joints that have boths where men ejaculate. the doctor is the person who has to clean up the floors.

Perdo works his second job as a jizz doctor, he smells salty.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003