6 definitions by Bruiser Bradley

The distance the air goes when a bunny rabbit exhales.
While climbing an unfinished sky scraper in Russia, I was a hare's breath away from reaching the last poll before I plunged 1488 feet to my untimely demise.
by Bruiser Bradley May 4, 2017
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Also known as a frontbutt on women (and some men), the pedunculus is the last fatty roll before the vagina.
Did you see the pedunculus on that lunch lady?
by Bruiser Bradley December 18, 2007
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Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.
Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.
by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017
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That trendy hairstyle in which young sloots give themselves a pompadour.
Amy's trashy new ways were accompanied by sex pants and fuck me hair.
by Bruiser Bradley July 27, 2008
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105ers, are the people with that slightly above average IQ that makes them think they're geniuses because they've read Atlas shrugged. They're the type who smugly start sentences with 'studies show' and are basically the most cancerous subset of reddit culture, they enjoy 'nerd' hobbies that are really just dressed up versions of the same shitty mainstream hobbies they disdain. They epitomise Dunning Kruger, see a dumb person might just buy BTC or ETH or whatever because it's 'new tech' and they want free money, and a genius might understand how disruptive the tech is, but the 105, he reads one wiki article and thinks he's figured everything out.

Basically these people are cancerous and capable of such feats of mental gymnastics I have no doubt in my mind they go to sleep calmly justifying how it's all luck, even though these people will admit to envying the better looking (which is also luck) they act like they don't envy 'gamblers', but the truth is it's because they can't change their looks so they project their resentment outward, but they could have bought BTC and to protect their fragile egos they dismiss it.
I am tired of being lectured on how white genocide isn't real by 105ers.
by Bruiser Bradley February 19, 2018
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To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.
Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.
by Bruiser Bradley July 14, 2008
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