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Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."
by Bruce February 1, 2005
mugGet the Thumbing A Safteymug.

Neckhole

Man, I really like that neckhole.
by Bruce April 3, 2005
mugGet the Neckholemug.

Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.
That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.
by Bruce November 22, 2003
mugGet the Gutter Snipemug.

Brucellence

The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent
Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.
by Bruce March 29, 2005
mugGet the Brucellencemug.

slump

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.
by bruce October 16, 2001
mugGet the slumpmug.

Reverof

Forever spelled backwards. Denotes beyond forever, eternity, etc.
"I will love you, Erin, reverof!"
by Bruce December 9, 2003
mugGet the Reverofmug.

smokin pole

by Bruce April 12, 2003
mugGet the smokin polemug.

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