Bruce's definitions

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Neckhole

Noun:

A friend, a companion.

Man, I really like that neckhole.

by Bruce April 3, 2005

Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.

That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.

by Bruce November 22, 2003

Brucellence

The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent

Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.

by Bruce March 29, 2005

slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

Reverof

Forever spelled backwards. Denotes beyond forever, eternity, etc.

"I will love you, Erin, reverof!"

by Bruce December 9, 2003

smokin pole

to suck ones penis

that bitch like to smoke pole

by Bruce April 12, 2003