Brother Number One's definitions

barmy army

Pathetic, Overated Hype invented by New Zealand's Imperialist-Scum Media used to create public hype and exploit the game of rugby when no such other hype exists for Wallaby or Springbok games of which are held more than once a year.

just cos the those barmy army lions play in NZ only once every 12 years, it doesnt make it any different from the Australians or South Africans who play here for 3 weeks per team at a time every year, this Barmy Army shit is majorly over-rated.

by Brother Number One July 12, 2005

xxxploitation

corrupting (esp. our kids) with sexual content in films, and especially music.

Britney Spears, XXXTina, Holly Vallance

by Brother Number One December 8, 2003

teletubbies

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

by Brother Number One July 4, 2005

Skank

a young woman usu. aged between 12-29 but can be older or younger who dresses provacativly in white pants, boob tues and "fuck me" boots, associates in bars and with boy-racers, considered an arch-enemy and the great evil scum by non-conformists

See those Skank overthere in the white pants and fuck me boots??? Im gunna fire my 9mm automatic at them and kill 'em all

by Brother Number One November 13, 2006

quacky dees

Slang term for mcdonalds - name org. due to there cappalling service and crap food.

Boycott Quacky Dees - Extremely Appalling Service and food which is of crap value, why Fish and Chips are way better, cheaper, more value - Quacky Dees has absolutely appalling service Boycott them for life.

by Brother Number One August 2, 2005

Bogan

A Term used to describe some young delinquent men from upper hutt who drive around in Holden HQs, Drink shitloads of DB Draught, Lion Red and other Cheap Beer as long as it comes in Flagons or 745ml Bottles, The Love 6 cylinder V8 engines, bands such as AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest, Old Metallica, and Motorhead, They wear Black Jerseys, Black Jeans and Doc martin Boots and occasionally a t-shirt of the forementioned band. Most of them have mullets but some of them just cant be arsed heading down to the barber for a haircut and often grow it to wherever it wants, a Few of them shave off there hair and are mistaken for skinheads.

gazza
wayne
kevin
shazza
shez
barry/bazza

drink outta tha 750ml bottle m8 or are u chickenshit?

Iron Maiden is the beast of all bands m8.
tash

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

helengrad

The New Name for Wellington, The Capital of New Zealand

The Beehive and Te-Papa Museam are the Icons of Helengrad

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003