455 definitions by Brian

VA Woods

the woods surrounding the VA hospital in Northport, NY. Mainly useless space sharing boarders with people's homes and Bellerose Elementary School. Hosts nightly wild parties. Also good for paintballing/ ATVing.

The VA woods scare me

by Brian December 3, 2004

no0b

Another way to say "n00b" or "newb" Meaning a newbie, new to everything, or something in paticular.

You're such a fucking no0b.

by Brian October 15, 2003

Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 3, 2004

Emphasheema

A screwed up way of saying Emphasema... Originated by an Elmer Fudd look alike, Cowboy boot wearing, rifle shooting, Green Bay packer loving, Red Neck teacher from Zion Benton named Mr. Kaddatz

My Dayak has Emphasheema because it smoked too much.

by Brian January 29, 2004

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by Brian October 29, 2003

snockaj

The grub which one consumes when afflicted with a bad case of "the munchies"

Dude, I could really use some snockaj rihgt now

by Brian October 10, 2003