Brian's definitions

anklet

A bracelet made to be worn about the ankle... also known as an ankle bracelet.

Commonly used in the '90s by cheesy valley girl types, and now by hockey moms and other not-so-classy types

Beth, what a lovely anklet you're wearing!

by Brian November 6, 2004

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

Toker

A weed smoker

Yo, I'm a fuckin toker, I need'a quit smokin reefer fashizzle, my nizzle

by Brian October 15, 2003

Anti-camel

Someone who constantly has to piss.

"Come on dude, hurry up. What are you, an anti-camel?"

by Brian September 9, 2004

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004

Ragdoll

A term used in modern electronic games, where characters fall limply and body parts interact with the environment after being killed. The goal of Ragdoll physics is creating more realistic corpses. This often results in cringes of horror, or bursts of laughter based on the corpses flipping or slumping. One of the earliest games employing Ragdoll physics is Hitman.

"I shot him in front of a railing, and because of ragdoll physics, he flipped over the railing and hit a chair."

by Brian November 4, 2004

angry dragon

after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon

hey dude, girls don't like the angry dragon

by brian December 22, 2003