Brian's definitions

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 9, 2003

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Cipher Z Omega Four

Some moron thing on a fake ID card.

Those morons they have Cipher Z Omega Four

by Brian December 3, 2003

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

Baldry

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

What d'you do that for you Baldry!

by Brian September 18, 2003

Faglit

1.Someone who has the yearning of being a fag, or has just started being a fag.
2.A noobie of being a fag.
3.An insult of someone being a noobie fag.

You Mother Fucking Peice Of A Faglit!

by Brian December 28, 2003

Advanced Placement World History

An advanced high school course designed in order to make otherwise average high school students have nervous breakdowns before or during their sophomore year.

Although AP World History was hard, I sustained no permanent dain bramage.

by Brian December 16, 2003