Brian's definitions

northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Vespoli

the Top American Producer od Racing Shells for crew, ranging models from the challenger, and the racer, to the coveted Millinium 3

we raced in a vespoli M3 and walked on the other boat

by Brian October 8, 2004

f1

A tornado with winds from 73-112 mph, cusing MODERATE DAMAGE: Roof decking removed, carports overturned, some trees uprooted, automobiles overturned. Unanchored homes sliding.

That f1 was fairly windy, it moved my car and caused slight hail damage

by Brian February 28, 2004

Filthmonger

A person who frequently partakes in "unclean" activities.

That porn store clerk is such a filthmonger.

by Brian May 13, 2005

g front

acting like your a hip cat.

Look at the fool putting on that g front he is soft

by Brian May 13, 2005

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003

Gimmil

a small rodent like animal with flaps of skin in its eye area that helps it hover, the male gimmil can breath fire but only with a healthy diet of gasohol. the female gimmils period consists of severe vomiting accompanied by intolerable flachulents at that time the male gimmel goes to have unproteceted sex 500 times.

Shit dud that gimmil just singed off my ass hair.

by Brian May 24, 2004