Brian's definitions

10 by 10

The most outrageous cheeseburger available. For you eastcoast folk, this will word does not apply. Only us lucky western type are blessed with what we call "In 'n Out Burger". Part of the sacred "secret menu," this burger is not a meal, it's an event. A normal, hungry teenage boy could be satisfied with a double cheeseburger, but for the man with a real appetite, the 10 by 10 will be the only burger that would suffice. 10 patties, slabbed with 10 pieces of american processed cheese, this thing is a monster. It can't be eaten normally, unless you can unlock your jaw. Most people eat it on its side, and end up eating about 6 patties and cheese slices by themselves, like a steak. Only a true man can handle this 5000 calorie beast.

Last weekend Tim ate a 10 by 10 and puked up his small intestine.

by brian February 9, 2004

dellPod

A slang name for any of the mp3 players made by Dell. I have no doubt it is based on Apple's iPod, probably because of how similar it is in the sense that they're both great mp3 players.

I have a 1st generation dellPod 20. It kicks ass.

by brian June 27, 2005

lathersome

moist and creamy, and soapy at times. see also: the body shop Body butter.

this shea butter is quite lathersome, i must say

by Brian April 22, 2005

Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 19, 2004

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

bg

1. Bad game, when a game ends and the team won by cheating or swept the other team
2. desktop wallpaper on a computer
3. background of an image

1. bg you n00b cheaters
2. I just made this sick bg for my computer
3. woah check out that sick bg of that sunset pic

by Brian November 23, 2003