Brian's definitions

kigalyhoots

a new form of technology developed by the almighty genius schmidlin the great that puts out 1 gizzilion billion navmillion more than the average watt.

damg schmidlin those kigalyhoots are so much more productive then the old school wattage.

by brian March 7, 2005

Cramala

A very hot girl or woman

Wow! Check out that cramala

by Brian July 17, 2004

ripshitup

When a person totally rips shit up and kicks ass.

by brian September 6, 2003

led zeppelin

Led Zeppelin, arguably the greatest band of all time. Their music is amazing, but there's a lot more to them than Stairway To Heaven and Kashmir and the other songs everyone associates them with. Now, dont get me wrong, those are both amazing songs, but there's a lot more to them people should hear. People also say that young people dont appriciate their music, well, i know a 14 year old has signed it, along with a 15 and i think a 17 year old. And I'm 13 years old, and I think they're amazing. I also have a few frieds my age that listen to Led Zeppelin, along with other great bands like AC/DC, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, The Who, and so much more...

I just got limewire working on my computer today and celebrated by downloading all of Led Zeppelin I and Led Zeppeling II, CD's I was originally going to spend $30 dollars on, but got em' for free.

by Brian February 8, 2005

retardork

a retarded person who can't be described in detail

Yo mama is a retardork.

by Brian February 3, 2004

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003