Brian's definitions

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005

Bapudi

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

by Brian December 11, 2003

Emphasheema

A screwed up way of saying Emphasema... Originated by an Elmer Fudd look alike, Cowboy boot wearing, rifle shooting, Green Bay packer loving, Red Neck teacher from Zion Benton named Mr. Kaddatz

My Dayak has Emphasheema because it smoked too much.

by Brian January 29, 2004

jsyk

Internet lazy phrase: "Just so you know..." Simply invented to save keystrokes.

jsyk, i rarely stay up past midnight.

by Brian February 19, 2005

mean

MEAN- Pounding or intake of substances;Preferably Illegal Substances.

Myself:You getting mean over there?
Mc: Yah we are getting fucking mean, I just shot guned 18 beers, Sully is rolling something up with a wrap .. Come get fucking mean dudde!!!!

by Brian June 19, 2006

Hotdog Down a Hallway

Being screwed by your professor so many times that failing grades no longer seem to affect you.

Brian: Yo Jason, how was the midterm?

Jason: FUCK IT! Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

by Brian April 6, 2004

sour

The act of alienating and or disheveling others to better oneself. There are many ways to go sour, including: acting a fool in front of the opposite sex, blatant disregard for your friends' feelings, and flagrant self-centerdness.

Oh man, John is going sour tonight. Yeah, I can't believe he cock blocked you like that.

by Brian October 7, 2005