Brian's definitions

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

LILCO

Long
Island
Power
COmpany

after going bankrupt was salvaged by the State gov't as in now called LIPA

The LILCO stacks in Northport pollute alot but fortunatly the winds blow the toxic fumes out across the Long Island Sound and dump it onto Conn.

by Brian December 2, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004

ogo

A Fictitious persons name. Prelude to a bad joke.

"Do you know Ogo?" Ogo who? "Oh go fuck yourself"

by brian January 10, 2005

outie

to be out or to be leavin

"yo u stayin"
"nah im outie"

by Brian October 18, 2003

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004