Brian's definitions

Defunker

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.

The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.

by brian December 3, 2005

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

LILCO

Long
Island
Power
COmpany

after going bankrupt was salvaged by the State gov't as in now called LIPA

The LILCO stacks in Northport pollute alot but fortunatly the winds blow the toxic fumes out across the Long Island Sound and dump it onto Conn.

by Brian December 2, 2004

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004

ogo

A Fictitious persons name. Prelude to a bad joke.

"Do you know Ogo?" Ogo who? "Oh go fuck yourself"

by brian January 10, 2005