Brian's definitions

ripshitup

When a person totally rips shit up and kicks ass.

by brian September 6, 2003

retardork

a retarded person who can't be described in detail

Yo mama is a retardork.

by Brian February 3, 2004

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

bunglop

one who fingers their own bunghole

George you sure are a bunglop.
Quit it you bunglopping bastard.
You've bunglopped yourself retarded.

by brian May 7, 2004

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004

rongering

a good sex session

damn, morgan gave me a good rongering last night

by brian May 24, 2004