Definitions by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus

good lord 

An exclamation to God for some reason, usually in shock.

Person One:Good lord! I don't believe I ate that entire tub of bean dip!
Person Two:Fatass!

good lord by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

your date's here 

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...

your date's here by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

relationship 

When two people decide to fall in love, usually resulting in lots of stuff for the woman, loss of bank account for the man. It could also end up in marriage.

Woman: We should start a relationship.
Guy: I'm broke. Wait till I get paid.

relationship by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

builds character

Something that either your parents or grandparents or another memeber of your family tells you happens, but it actually doesn't. It's just to sucker you into doing the activity.

C'mon, help your grandmother adjust her girdle. It builds character!

builds character by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 7, 2004

dead 

Not living.

Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.

Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.

dead by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus June 28, 2004

all in

To enter all of your poker chips on one hand.

When he saw he had a royal flush, Muhammed Ali went all in.

all in by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus June 24, 2004