Brett the great NCG's definitions

Crunkeyed

Someone or something that is out of place or doesn't fit in because something is goofy looking or sounding about that person/thing

Jimmy is so crunkeyed because he has three fingers

by Brett the great NCG October 26, 2016

Jigjug

Used to describe when a girls titties bounce up and down when she walks, runs, sneezes...etc.

Damn! Her tits are straight up going jigjug

by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016

Alphaclub

It's a stage in your life of when you officially learn your abc's

Jac- Aye Brahim do you know your abc's?

Brahim-hell yea I do

Jac-then you in the alphaclub

by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016

Hoe rat

A hoe that goes beyond the normal level of a hoe

look at this little hoe rat like what the fuck.

by Brett the great NCG January 3, 2017

Tooki

Another name for a roach or small blunt.

Wanna hit of this tooki dude?

by Brett the great NCG October 3, 2022

Juicer

A fat ass J (joint). Like way bigger than normal, this thing is FAT. It’s gotta be at least as thick as a thumb.

“I’m gonna roll up a juicer” or “holy cow bro that things a juicer”

by Brett the great NCG April 19, 2022

Kliff

A shelf from a certain store or place

You probably got that shit straight off the kliff at Walmart

by Brett the great NCG October 31, 2016