board warrior

noun: Belongs to the same general family as the common Internet troll, poseur, forum whore, etc. Infrequently used as verb ("board warrioring").

1. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity who spends almost all of his/her time posting on the board and very little of it (if any) actually participating in the activity in question.

2. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity that would rather get on the board and argue with other people about who is better at the activity than actually do the activity and find out.

Board warriors are most commonly associated with computer game forums.

<rasputin> haa anyone ever seen sirbruce logged in?
<boog> Hell no, he's a total board warrior

by Brent August 31, 2004

fish lips

smelly minge

weve heard that soph fits criteria

by brent April 04, 2003

STLB

abbreveation for Short Top Long Bottom. As in a mullet.

STLB!!
Look at the STLB over there!
Nice STLB!

by Brent October 18, 2003

flargon nutbutts

used right before you drive off a cliff, fall into the water, and drown

Flargon Nutbutts, I'm drowning!

by Brent May 19, 2004

Lotr Sd Se

Acronym For A Popular Game On Starcraft Broodwar For Computer. Stands For Lord Of The Rings Saurons Deciet Special Edition.

Hey whats up man wanna go online and play some lotr sd se?

by Brent April 01, 2005

The Cocita

When a man takes a hockey stick and places it in his own anus, in order to recieve pleasure.

Jim took his hockey stick and stuck it up his ass.

by Brent March 12, 2005

bejesus

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

by Brent February 17, 2004