BRENT's definitions

noho

Northhampton, Massachusetts.

A community renowned as a home for practitioners of alternative lifestyles and befuddled liberal pseudo-intellectuals with Ph.D's in disciplines such as Social Welfare Theory, Feminist Studies, and Marxist Political Economy, most of whom lecture at the many colleges in Amherst, MA.

Aging Hippie: Fight soulless, profit-mongering international corporations! Fair trade! Living wage! Coca-Cola kills kittens!
Sociology student: Hey, Professor! (Hands Starbucks cup) Here's your Caramel Macchiatto!
Aging hippie: WHERE'S MY BISCOTTI???

by Brent May 17, 2004

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.

During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.

by Brent January 12, 2004

Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

get out of my mouth

A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.

Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?

Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?

by Brent January 30, 2005

the 5 0

undercover police

fire it up, but watch out for 5 0

by brent April 10, 2004

Purple Fuck

A slang term used to decribe a canadian $10 bill, due to it's purple color.

"Dude, could you spot me a purple fuck? I'm a bit short of the ticket price."

by Brent November 18, 2003