Definitions by Brendan

poke 

To touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.

''He toe poked it over the goal line''

poke by Brendan April 7, 2003

Dipstick 

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

Dipstick by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

Scottish Rocks by Brendan April 7, 2003

Red Ash 

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

Red Ash by Brendan April 7, 2003

Wapper 

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

Wapper by Brendan April 7, 2003

Spoffing 

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

Spoffing by Brendan April 7, 2003

Eat My Shorts 

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

Eat My Shorts by Brendan April 7, 2003