1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
by Brad April 11, 2005
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eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators
bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss
by brad April 18, 2004
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math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.
Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...
by Brad May 13, 2005
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STFO

Sign the fuck off
Used when you need to log off
person 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Person 2: alight i gotta STFO, laters
by Brad August 03, 2004
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juicy

To describe a very good looking New York Guido.
Wow that guy sure is juicy!
by Brad March 21, 2004
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DarkCobra

Stooo's a dumbass.
See above.
by Brad March 23, 2003
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Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of
Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.
by Brad August 08, 2003
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