Boss's definitions

max joint

American slang for the maximum security prison unit.

Yo, you see how homeboy's ass landed in the max joint? They gonna make a punk outta that nigga!!

by Boss February 29, 2004

the walls

The death house in Huntsville, Texas where capital offenders go to meet their maker. Drip. Drip. Drip.

dat nigga. . .he cap da bitch an' den ran over her! he in the Walls now!

by Boss February 29, 2004

shake down

One of my personal favorites! When we the guards decide we've had enough of one "homeboy's" shit and bust into his cell looking for contraband that may or may not be there. Somehow it always turns up!

they havin' a shake down in Big Daddy's cell. Boss Cain gonna be givin' it to em now!! He don't fool around!

by Boss February 29, 2004

pretty boy

In prison, usually a weak young white male who is in the max joint for the first time. Other, more established inmates turn him into their sex slave for various reasons. Mainly because he is white and weak.

damn! T Bone done turn that pretty boy into his punk. Wish I could git a biatch like that!

by Boss February 29, 2004

pencil holder

The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.

The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.

by Boss March 3, 2004

lovering

A natural proclivity to say "Happy days" and take it up the japanese flag on a regular basis.

"That lovering doesn't half say happy days a lot"

by boss March 17, 2003

oohtayindawin

to leave--get lost.

i'm going to hop in my ride and be ohtayindawin

by boss April 9, 2003