Jerkémon

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Dr. Backburger

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.

Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.

by Boozeturd May 31, 2021

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Bronan

Muscleheads who aspire to be and act like Conan the Barbarian.

Chill out Bronan before you get us thrown out of this bar.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 24, 2017

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016