Boozeturd's definitions

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

Dr. Backburger

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.

Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.

by Boozeturd May 30, 2021

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

GOAT

Acronym for Greatest of All Time.

After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

The Brorce

The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.

How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.

by Boozeturd August 2, 2016