Poképerving

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.

I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

GOAT

Acronym for Greatest of All Time.

After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!

by Boozeturd February 24, 2017

Pokéherd

A large gathering of Pokémon Go players wandering around a public park.

The Pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Bronan

Muscleheads who aspire to be and act like Conan the Barbarian.

Chill out Bronan before you get us thrown out of this bar.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 24, 2017