caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Jerkémon

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

Bronan

Muscleheads who aspire to be and act like Conan the Barbarian.

Chill out Bronan before you get us thrown out of this bar.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

The Brorce

The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.

How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.

by Boozeturd August 02, 2016

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

GOAT

Acronym for Greatest of All Time.

After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017