BooBooKeys's definitions
A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.
God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019
Get the Visco girlmug. The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
Get the Tumblrmug.