Tumblr

The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
"Why did Verizon sell Tumblr?"
"It was a fucking hell hole"
by BooBooKeys December 06, 2021
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Shaggy

Prime meme material. Using the word Shaggy often implies the popular meme of January 2019 in which Shaggy from the Scooby Doo franchise is displayed as a god that wouldn’t have to use x% of its power to destroy the universe and all its creation. As of the latter half of 2019, Shaggy is often used in memes made by “No Instanormie” Redditors who use memes that have been beat the fuck to death, such as Area 51 memes, Big Chungus, the CEO of Rascism, and Thanos.
“No Instanormies” Redditor: Wow! This is just like when Shaggy used 2% of his power to gain the N Word Pass that let him storm Area 51 and rescue Big Chungus from the CEO of Racism!
Anybody in earshot of Redditor’s statement: You’re drooling again, Redditor.
by BooBooKeys September 01, 2019
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SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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