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Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
Get the Levine mug.Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
Get the Yucatán mug.A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 3, 2021
Get the Smellfungus mug.The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
Get the Vert der Ferk mug.A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.
(pl. chitlens)
(pl. chitlens)
Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
by Bonehead July 23, 2021
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