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Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

by Bonehead March 20, 2003

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bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.

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by Bonehead October 8, 2003

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Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

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whereiend

the acest site in the world. featuring songs which are ace

'whereiend is dope' 'how dope' 'SO dope'

by Bonehead October 8, 2003

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Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

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