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Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.
Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.
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by Bonehead October 8, 2003
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Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 3, 2021
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Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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fornicate the pooch

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.
by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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