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Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 3, 2021
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Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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Flak cannon

A fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. Alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.
Dude1: Stop spamming the flak man!
Dude2: omg whiner lololol
by bonehead November 17, 2004
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Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.
"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."
by Bonehead March 20, 2003
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asskoala

A dangerous animal that lives in european forests.
Oh god, look! It's an asskoala!
by bonehead November 17, 2004
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bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.
'arrite bonehead?'
'bonehead'
by Bonehead October 8, 2003
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