Boggler's definitions

Snot Pocket

(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.

I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.

by boggler June 29, 2019

GOYA

GOYA (Acronym)--short for "Get off your ass".

Hey you've been sitting on the couch all afternoon. GOYA!

by Boggler April 25, 2004

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

celluwhore

(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.

I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.

by boggler October 21, 2005

Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

by boggler April 16, 2016

bullshit session

(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.

Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.

I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.

by boggler July 24, 2006