Boggler's definitions
(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.
I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".
by boggler February 1, 2019
Get the The Stupor Bowlmug. by Boggler April 25, 2004
Get the GOYAmug. A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.
The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.
The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.
The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.
The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.
John what happened to your shoes?
Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.
Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.
by boggler October 31, 2025
Get the Plopscotchmug. (n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
by boggler July 24, 2006
Get the bullshit sessionmug. (n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.
by boggler December 28, 2005
Get the shit spreadermug. (n). See testosterone gym gorilla.
by boggler February 9, 2005
Get the Pec Posermug. Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler April 16, 2016
Get the Parking spot vulturemug.