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(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.
He's a prime time poverty pooper.
by Boggler March 23, 2004
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Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by Boggler September 7, 2005
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(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004
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GOYA (Acronym)--short for "Get off your ass".
Hey you've been sitting on the couch all afternoon. GOYA!
by Boggler April 26, 2004
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(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.
Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.
by Boggler October 23, 2005
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FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.
Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.
by Boggler March 18, 2004
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aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.
Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.
by Boggler December 8, 2008
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