(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
by boggler May 31, 2005
(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
by boggler December 25, 2008
(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.
2. The testicles.
2. The testicles.
by boggler July 24, 2005
(n).
1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.
2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.
1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.
2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.
On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.
Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.
Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.
by boggler October 17, 2005
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
by boggler May 09, 2021
Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.
by boggler July 12, 2019
(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.
by boggler June 30, 2019