Boggler's definitions

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

ProLifeEration

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

I was driving in traffic when I pulled up behind a car full of ProLifeEration statements.

by boggler October 19, 2007

reverse alchemist

reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.

Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.

by boggler September 22, 2022

Toyota Corroded

(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.

for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.

by boggler January 28, 2019

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

four figure salary

(n). Any money in a given year, made working at a variety of low-paying (often per hour, without benefits) jobs.

Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.

Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.

Hey Will, some friends and I are flying down to Rio for two weeks for a vacation. Do you want to join us?

Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.

by boggler February 25, 2011