Boggler's definitions

Pec Poser

(n). See testosterone gym gorilla.

There they are, the pec posers in one corner of the gym, admiring themselves in the mirror.

by boggler February 9, 2005

wrxer

(double u rx er). a wanker that drives a subaru wrx. Thinks that he is going to get all the hot chicks driving a four cylinder that sounds like a Eureka vaccuum crossed with a hornet's nest.

Oh no, step aside I see and hear a wrxer. Better roll out the red carpet for Monsieur Douchebag.

by boggler July 15, 2019

Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

by boggler October 29, 2005

manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

ass billboard

(n). Any saying in big letters, usually found on the back of a pair a girl's sweatpants, like Abercrombie and Fitch.

There she was in the gym, on the treadmill, wearing an ass billboard. It had the word "Juicy" written on it.

by boggler January 1, 2005

Cacaphony

Cacaphony. (n) . Fake poo, the rubber type seen in gag gift shops.

Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.

by boggler April 11, 2023

The Stupor Bowl

(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.

I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".

by boggler February 1, 2019