56 definition by Boggler

(n). See shit spreader.

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.