Definitions by Boggler

bra braille 

(n). Nipples protruding through a woman's shirt, blouse, swimsuit or other undergarment, esp. when working out or on a hot day.

Hey mike, did you get a load of that bra braille that just walked past us? Wow.

bra braille by boggler August 22, 2005

ker bangers 

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

ker bangers by boggler August 18, 2005

barbell bitch

(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.

2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.

In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.

barbell bitch by boggler August 17, 2005

neat slob 

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

neat slob by boggler June 5, 2005

turd magnets 

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

turd magnets by boggler March 18, 2005

tongue taco 

(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.

Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.

tongue taco by boggler March 13, 2005

testosterone gym gorilla 

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

testosterone gym gorilla by boggler February 9, 2005