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Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over
by Boggler July 11, 2019
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(n). Someone, who sees something on the Internet, like a definition on urban dictionary, a Web site, a song lyric page, or any place where text can be copied and pasted to seem as if the paster wrote it himself.

Sometimes the copy and paster does it just to get electronically published.

What often results is that the Internet has not two, not three, but four, five, even more Web sites with the same information, and it is hard to distinguish who the genuine author is. It could be a kid, a law professor, the guy at Home Depot, etc.
When I looked up for information on my favorite rock band, I found three different sites with the same content. Two of the sites were made by a copy and paste author.
by Boggler July 8, 2009
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(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by Boggler January 24, 2019
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The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by Boggler August 12, 2016
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(n). Any money in a given year, made working at a variety of low-paying (often per hour, without benefits) jobs.

Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.

Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.
Hey Will, some friends and I are flying down to Rio for two weeks for a vacation. Do you want to join us?

Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.
by Boggler February 8, 2011
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(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.
Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.
by Boggler March 13, 2005
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(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.
I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.
by Boggler June 30, 2019
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