Boggler's definitions

Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

by boggler August 18, 2009

ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

by boggler August 18, 2005

ProLifeEration

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

I was driving in traffic when I pulled up behind a car full of ProLifeEration statements.

by boggler October 19, 2007

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

by boggler June 5, 2005

reverse alchemist

reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.

Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.

by boggler September 22, 2022

poverty pooper

(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.

He's a prime time poverty pooper.

by Boggler March 23, 2004