Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 23, 2005
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THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.
THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.
Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.
by boggler December 17, 2008
Get the Plaxico Burress Syndrome mug.(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.
Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.
by boggler March 13, 2005
Get the tongue taco mug.(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.
2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.
2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.
by boggler August 17, 2005
Get the barbell bitch mug.(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?
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Get the Saint Louis Sake mug.That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.
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My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
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