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Definitions by Boggler

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.
one-armed phonehead by boggler December 28, 2005

bumper fucker 

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!
bumper fucker by boggler December 28, 2005

Weaver monkey 

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.
On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.
Weaver monkey by boggler October 29, 2005

celluwhore 

(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.
I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.
celluwhore by boggler October 21, 2005

charity crapper 

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"
charity crapper by boggler October 10, 2005

paper pimp 

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
paper pimp by boggler September 23, 2005

giggle stick 

(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.

It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
In the "just a buck store", I found a cheap imitation of that old annoying giggle stick.
giggle stick by boggler August 22, 2005