(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.
I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".
by boggler February 01, 2019
(n). See testosterone gym gorilla.
by boggler February 09, 2005
He's a prime time poverty pooper.
by Boggler March 23, 2004
Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 07, 2005
(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.
It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
by boggler July 26, 2005
(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.
It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004
short for cyber abortion:
(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".
(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".
Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.
by Boggler March 10, 2004