Bob McFillius's definitions

arstechnica

The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003

HardOCP

A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.

How hard is your hat today?

by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003

feminine itch

1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.

2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.

1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.

2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.

by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003

cuhh

A noise made by a very obese person while breathing.

"Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

postcount

Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.

Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

*click*

Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.

by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003

uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

shitclump

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003