Bob McFillius's definitions
Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.
by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003
Get the uptimemug. by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003
Get the shitclumpmug. 1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003
Get the feminine itchmug. A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.
by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003
Get the HardOCPmug. The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
Get the arstechnicamug. "Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."
by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003
Get the cuhhmug. That bitch had a 2" dickclit!
by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003
Get the dickclitmug.