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Moloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".
Three drinks were available:
Moloko plus Vellocet
Moloko plus Synthemesc
Moloko plus Drencrom
The milkbar sold moloko plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
by Bob H Boberson December 2, 2011
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Miloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".

Three drinks were available:
Miloko plus Vellocet
Miloko plus Synthemesc
Miloko plus Drencrom
Today's energy drinks are analogous to the drinks known as Miloko in the the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
by Bob H Boberson May 7, 2009
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Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
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Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
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Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
by bob h boberson January 5, 2009
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Rice Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...
Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".
by bob h boberson October 17, 2008
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Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
by bob h boberson August 18, 2008
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