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Rice Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...
Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".
by bob h boberson October 17, 2008
mugGet the Rice Bowlmug.

nozzle fest

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.
by bob h boberson May 10, 2008
mugGet the nozzle festmug.

Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
mugGet the Grits Bowlmug.

Moloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".
Three drinks were available:
Moloko plus Vellocet
Moloko plus Synthemesc
Moloko plus Drencrom
The milkbar sold moloko plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
by Bob H Boberson December 2, 2011
mugGet the Molokomug.

Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
mugGet the Wife Gogglesmug.

Miloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".

Three drinks were available:
Miloko plus Vellocet
Miloko plus Synthemesc
Miloko plus Drencrom
Today's energy drinks are analogous to the drinks known as Miloko in the the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
by Bob H Boberson May 7, 2009
mugGet the Milokomug.

douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
by bob h boberson June 21, 2008
mugGet the douche raftmug.

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