Bob H Boberson's definitions

Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.

Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."

by bob h boberson February 17, 2009

Miloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".

Three drinks were available:
Miloko plus Vellocet
Miloko plus Synthemesc
Miloko plus Drencrom

Today's energy drinks are analogous to the drinks known as Miloko in the the movie "A Clockwork Orange".

by Bob H Boberson May 7, 2009

Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.

150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.

by bob h boberson January 5, 2009

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008