nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

Rice Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...

Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".

by bob h boberson October 17, 2008

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

nozzle

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

by bob h boberson April 20, 2008

douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

Moloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".
Three drinks were available:
Moloko plus Vellocet
Moloko plus Synthemesc
Moloko plus Drencrom

The milkbar sold moloko plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

by Bob H Boberson December 02, 2011