Definitions by Bob Dole

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

necroposting by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

Swoll 

Means a large person, aka fatbody.

Holy shit, look at that swoll! She must of just ate 20 twinkies.

Swoll by bob dole December 10, 2003

Singledom 

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

Singledom by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

wickers 

1.cooler than cool.
2.whats up
3.im extremely bored

"Wickers" "W3rd"

wickers by Bob Dole October 10, 2003

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

ass worshipping rim-jobbers by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

penis 

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

penis by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

fatshit 

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

fatshit by bob dole August 17, 2003