Bob Dole's definitions

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

spam

wounderful pork beef hotdog and cat meat by product

dude its spam

by bob dole February 10, 2003

dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

mastic/montgomery

one of the hoods on longisland winedance and brentwood are the other two and bellport also these are the ghetto oarts of longisland pot smoken weed sellen drive bys and shoot ups to.

i wanna go to mastic to egt good drugs but i dont wanna be shoot at.

by bob dole May 13, 2005

swash bucket

when a male ejaculates into a females mouth, she then spits it into a bucket

thus swash bucket

by Bob Dole April 1, 2004