Bob's definitions

Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.

Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.

by bob October 22, 2004

Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

by Bob March 26, 2005

patriotism

1.Driving a Foreign-designed "American" Patriot-mobile, such as a Ford Explorer, Yukon XL, Ford F150, etc.
2. Filling up your Gas-guzzling Patriot-mobile with foreign oil, instead of buying a fuel-efficent automobile and reducing expensive gasoline imports
3. Putting Plastic flags and stickers on your Patriot-mobile, also made out of foreign oils.
4. A imaginary ideal blindly followed by Republicians
5. A conspiracy devised by George W. Bush to gain support in the 04' election.
6. Heil Bush! Heil Cheney! Die Amerikan mensch besiegt die Turban Träger!
7. A form of usually subliminal messaging used by many notable leaders to obtain immense power, including Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedung, George W. Bush Sr., George W. Bush Jr., etc

"Check out mah patriot-mobile! That thems there hawg eats thems patriotics gallons o' gas!"

by Bob September 12, 2004

doob

ignoramus

a very dooby person indeed

by bob August 17, 2003

arovane

serious electronic musician

joe: who the fuck is that, that shit is unreal
Bob:fukin arovane....who the fuck else

by bob September 28, 2003

trogledyte

dumbass

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.

by Bob October 10, 2003

waffling

To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate

He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.

by Bob August 29, 2004