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Definitions by Bob

Paws is one of if not the greatest ass holes ever.
What the fuck dood dont kick my ass, fuckin hell paws nock it off
Paws by BOB December 20, 2004

Relative Pressure 

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.
I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.
Relative Pressure by Bob December 20, 2004

Garden Gnome 

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
Garden Gnome by Bob December 20, 2004

macmaster 

a gentleman, pimp, and/or governer who provides, encourages, and/or illicits sexual gratification and guidance to women/men of less than acceptable proportions/lengths.
That macmaster needs to stop looking at mens asses.
macmaster by bob December 20, 2004

No! I don't wanna die! 

A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.
Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar

sci: No! I don't wanna die!
No! I don't wanna die! by bob December 20, 2004
A clumsy coworker, someone who gets lost.
Don't let the lutz drive he will get lost....
Lutz by Bob December 19, 2004

Cold Fire 

I am so bored, oh i know, I'll go chat in Cold Fire.
Cold Fire by BOB December 19, 2004