Bob's definitions

paintball

does not shoot 550fps it shoots 300fps you fucking moron

paintball is the best sport invented

by Bob March 21, 2004

redpen

a type of icecream

i had a very nice redpen today

by bob September 3, 2003

metafiltering

to argue pointlessly

Bob and Joe metafiltered for hours last week over whether Saddam Hussein was "evil" or "extremely evil"

by Bob April 28, 2003

scoop

a bodyboarding monover in one which a bogan goes straight across a wave

tim: on sunday i did a gynormus scoop
adam+mitch:thanX matE

by bob January 3, 2005

monklette

A baby monkey

I ate a monklette last night

by Bob August 19, 2003

famunda cheese

fam unda these NUTZZZZ, after days of not bathing.

You can find famunda cheese between these hairy nuts and the taint region.

by BOB December 11, 2003

mingling

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.

Why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to.

by Bob April 19, 2005