sheed

1. What Pistons fans yell when Rasheed Wallace gets the rock in the low post.

2. synonymous with marijuana

1. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Yo crotch the sheed man! The cops are coming!

by bob March 31, 2005

finkletartlemon

Most comonly used to desribe a scented fart, but it has also been used to desribe the way you beat up an old man

Did you smell my finkletartlemon?

by Bob May 13, 2005

phal

The best description of my pseudofriend, Phil.

Phil is like a penis, so we call him Phal.

by Bob October 20, 2004

sado

Best gamer alive.

sado owned our whole team bad.

by Bob March 23, 2004

V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

by bob March 09, 2003

Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.

So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...

by bob May 13, 2005

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003